In the Parent family, there are three sons. The youngest one is Zak, the middle one is Oli, and the oldest one is Thomas.
In this text message exchange, Oli steals Zak’s phone and sends messages to his mother, pretending to be Zak.
Can you guess what kind of messages an older brother would send to his mother while pretending to be his little brother?
M’man, j’ai commencé à fumer.
Maman, I’ve started smoking.
OK.
OK.
Mais juste quand je bois beaucoup d’alcool.
But just when I drink lots of alcohol.
Si ça te rend heureux 
If that’s what makes you happy
Mais ça coûte cher pis il me reste pu de $ pour acheter des condoms.
But it’s expensive and I don’t have any money left to buy condoms.
As-tu pensé à voler Oli? C’est mon moins favori. Surtout qd il niaise avec le cell de Zak.
Why don’t you steal it from Oli? He’s my least favourite (son). Especially when he fools around with Zak’s cell.
Comment t’as su?
How did you know?
Il est devant moi. Et il txt ta blonde avec ton cell en ton nom.
He (Zak) is right in front of me. And he’s txting your girlfriend with your cell using your name.
pis, and (sounds like pi)
pu = plus
il me reste pu $ = il [ne] me reste p[l]u[s] d’argent
acheter des condoms, to buy condoms
voler Oli, to rob Oli, to steal from Oli
qd = quand
niaiser avec, to mess around with
le cell d’Oli, Oli’s cell phone
t’as = tu as
su = from the verb savoir
il txt = il texte
texter ta blonde, to text your girlfriend
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